Kevin Baldeosingh - A UNC Poll: 2001

A UNC Poll: 2001

01 Oct ober 1998, 564 words

In an effort to know what you the people think, your Government is doing a nation-wide poll. Please tick all the appropriate boxes and remember that the Information Act incurs serious penalties on all citizens who answer dishonestly or not at all.

1.How do you rate the performance of Our Honourable Prime Minister the Honourable Basdeo Panday?

a.Excellent
b.Superlative

c.Excellently superlative

d.All of the above

2.Which of the following do you the people consider to be the most dangerous organizations in Trinidad and Tobago?

a.The Opposition, aided by the media
b.Trade unions, abetted by the media

c. Liberal lawyers, aided and abetted by the media

d.The media.

3.How do you the people rate the efficiency of our Honourable Attorney General and Senior Counsel the Honourable Ramesh Lawrence Maharaj?

a.Very good
b.Very, very good

c.Very, very, very good

d.Very, very, very, very good

3. Do you the people consider Works Minister Sadiq Baksh to be:

a. Efficient?
b. Bearded?

c. Muslim?

d. A Minister without a party post?

4.How do you the people rate Legal Affairs Minister Kamla Persad Bissessar?

a. Pretty
b.Very pretty

c.Extremely attractive

d.Truly gorgeous

5.In order to serve the population more efficiently without bothersome distraction, your Government and party intends to make Ministers and campaign contributors legally immune to the following acts:

instructing Town and Country to grant licences to facilitate economic activity even though bureaucratic regulations may stand in the way;
allowing pitbulls to kill passers-by or anyone suspected of stealing fruits and other property;
bypassing red tape regulations that are in any connected to the Airports Authority.

Please tick box to indicate whether you the people have any objection to these proposals.

a. No objection
b. No serious objection

c. No worthwhile objection

d. No objective objection

6.Has the Information Ministry been meeting all your needs? (Tick appropriate box)

a. Yes
b. Yes

7.If the media did not report horrendous crimes on its front pages and did not criticize worthwhile Government initiatives at all, how would this make you feel?

a. Secure
b. Confident

c. Happy

d. All of the above

8. In order to reduce the incidence of rape, domestic violence and divorce in Trinidad and Tobago, which of the following measures do you the people favour?

a. Professional women should only work daylight hours
b. All women should dress properly after dark

c. All female students should take mandatory courses in cooking, sewing and child-care

d. All women should study God's relevant words about their wifely duties in the Bhagavad Gita, Bible and Qu'ran

9.How will the continued governance of the UNC affect race in Trinidad and Tobago?

a. Silver from Ato in 2004 Olympic 100-metres
b.Gold from Ato in 2004 Olympic 100-metres

c.Silver from Ato in 2004 200-metres

d.Gold from Ato in 2004 Olympic 200-metres

10. Do you favour the death penalty?

a. By hanging?
b. By electrocution?

c. By lethal injection?

d. By gas?

11. Should Trinidad and Tobago join human rights bodies when these human rights bodies are letting decent law-abiding citizens be murdered in their beds? (Please tick appropriate box.)

a. No
b. Yes

12. Should there be laws preventing the media and other people telling racially motivated lies about the Government? (Please tick appropriate box.)

a. Yes
b. No

13. Will hosting the Miss Universe Pageant increase our GNP?

a. By 10 per cent?
b. By 25 per cent?

c. By 33 per cent?

d. By 50 per cent?

14. Please list your ethnicity-

a.Hindu Indian
b.Presbyterian Indian

c.Muslim Indian

d.Other

N.B. All information is completely confidential. Please sign your name upon completing this form.