25 August 2000, 748 words
abase v.t. an effective technique for getting political appointments
absent a. state of certain MPs from Parliament; state of mind of other MPs in Parliament
abuse v.t. what one does with power, newspaper editors, and reporters
amoral a. underlying philosophy of all political acts
bacchanal n. underlying philosophy of all political acts
back n. portion of body suitable for stabbing
bile n. underlying tone of all political speech
bribe n. & v. standard business practice
criminal n. one who pursues the teaching profession
charlatan n. Government Minister; political appointee; televangelist
circumscribe v.t. what one does with human rights
curt a. tone in which Political Leader answers reporters
data n. something Government Ministers make up in order to look competent
dead a. state of conscience of effective politician
deal n. an agreement which the other person adheres to
debate n. what made up data is used in; also shouting
democracy n. a bothersome and inefficient political system
diligent a. what Government Minister must appear to be, but not actually be
economy n. a financial system to be used for the benefit of Government Ministers and wealthy supporters
educate v. to build school buildings
emetic n. substance taken before election campaign speeches
enema n. device used before election campaign speeches
exempt a. state of all Government Ministers who break the law
fabricate v.t. main function of State-owned media
fact n. something to be made up, manipulated or denied
fluke n. favoured method of running Government
football n. a political football
gabble n. method of speech favoured by country-bookie parliamentarians
gallows n. most effective crime-fighting device
Gestapo n. security organization noted for its efficiency and effectiveness
hail v. favoured method of greeting the Political Leader
halo n. that which hangs over Political Leader's head
idol n. the Political Leader
invective n. the Political Leader's best speeches
jack n. first name of wealthy token
jersey n. suitable dress to national icon's funeral, once it has party symbol
kennel n. edifice designed for any Minister who disagrees with the Political Leader
kickback n. standard fee paid in multi-million dollar projects
knowledge n. an attribute that gets in the way of important decisions
labour n. a disorganized movement, to be abandoned after winning office
lease n. condition under which land is given to friends to build electricity plant country doesn't need
level a. what no Government Minister is on
lucrative a. any project which has kickbacks
malice n. a fundamental political motive
mafia n. business organization known for its profitability and effectiveness
mangrove n. good site for profitable business
news n. something to be controlled or manipulated
neutral a. someone who does not support the UNC (i.e. an enemy)
nonsense n. the speech or writing of all UNC critics
obey v. what everyone must do, without question, for the Political Leader
opinion n. something to be controlled or manipulated
oppress v. method of effective governance
pact n. agreement to be broken when no longer needed for political survival
pan n. a political football
parent n. a political football
quaff v. an essential political skill
quick a. best way to quaff
quip n. method of answering questions from reporters
rabid a. pre-eminent quality of Maha Sabha spokespersons
reason n. a political weakness
religion n. useful device for winning votes
sacrilege n. criticism of the Political Leader
secret n. all information which may embarrass the Government
sedition n. any spoken or written word which is critical of Government
sinecure n. bartending job at the Prime Minister's residence
swami n. a political advisor
tact n. an unnecessary character trait
thinker n. pest which needs to be controlled or eradicated
threat n. an effective method of governance
token n. Wade Mark
tradition n. ancestral device for getting political support
use v. what people are for
vacant a. Adesh Nanan's skull
wage n. a sum of money to be raised for sugar-cane workers and not for nurses
war n. course of action to be declared against journalists at party rallies
wedding n. ceremony between male and female where road outside Attorney-General's house gets paved
whore n. loyal paid supporter
yarn n. that which is spun in the Information Division
young a. type of female Maha Sabha men wish to retain the right to marry
younger a. type of female Muslim fundamentalists wish to retain the right to marry
zodiac n. that which must be consulted before deciding on election date
zoo n. government secondary schools; Parliament on Fridays
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