Another UNC Dictionary

25 August 2000, 748 words

abase v.t. an effective technique for getting political appointments

absent a. state of certain MPs from Parliament; state of mind of other MPs in Parliament

abuse v.t. what one does with power, newspaper editors, and reporters

amoral a. underlying philosophy of all political acts

bacchanal n. underlying philosophy of all political acts

back n. portion of body suitable for stabbing

bile n. underlying tone of all political speech

bribe n. & v. standard business practice

criminal n. one who pursues the teaching profession

charlatan n. Government Minister; political appointee; televangelist

circumscribe v.t. what one does with human rights

curt a. tone in which Political Leader answers reporters

data n. something Government Ministers make up in order to look competent

dead a. state of conscience of effective politician

deal n. an agreement which the other person adheres to

debate n. what made up data is used in; also shouting

democracy n. a bothersome and inefficient political system

diligent a. what Government Minister must appear to be, but not actually be

economy n. a financial system to be used for the benefit of Government Ministers and wealthy supporters

educate v. to build school buildings

emetic n. substance taken before election campaign speeches

enema n. device used before election campaign speeches

exempt a. state of all Government Ministers who break the law

fabricate v.t. main function of State-owned media

fact n. something to be made up, manipulated or denied

fluke n. favoured method of running Government

football n. a political football

gabble n. method of speech favoured by country-bookie parliamentarians

gallows n. most effective crime-fighting device

Gestapo n. security organization noted for its efficiency and effectiveness

hail v. favoured method of greeting the Political Leader

halo n. that which hangs over Political Leader's head

idol n. the Political Leader

invective n. the Political Leader's best speeches

jack n. first name of wealthy token

jersey n. suitable dress to national icon's funeral, once it has party symbol

kennel n. edifice designed for any Minister who disagrees with the Political Leader

kickback n. standard fee paid in multi-million dollar projects

knowledge n. an attribute that gets in the way of important decisions

labour n. a disorganized movement, to be abandoned after winning office

lease n. condition under which land is given to friends to build electricity plant country doesn't need

level a. what no Government Minister is on

lucrative a. any project which has kickbacks

malice n. a fundamental political motive

mafia n. business organization known for its profitability and effectiveness

mangrove n. good site for profitable business

news n. something to be controlled or manipulated

neutral a. someone who does not support the UNC (i.e. an enemy)

nonsense n. the speech or writing of all UNC critics

obey v. what everyone must do, without question, for the Political Leader

opinion n. something to be controlled or manipulated

oppress v. method of effective governance

pact n. agreement to be broken when no longer needed for political survival

pan n. a political football

parent n. a political football

quaff v. an essential political skill

quick a. best way to quaff

quip n. method of answering questions from reporters

rabid a. pre-eminent quality of Maha Sabha spokespersons

reason n. a political weakness

religion n. useful device for winning votes

sacrilege n. criticism of the Political Leader

secret n. all information which may embarrass the Government

sedition n. any spoken or written word which is critical of Government

sinecure n. bartending job at the Prime Minister's residence

swami n. a political advisor

tact n. an unnecessary character trait

thinker n. pest which needs to be controlled or eradicated

threat n. an effective method of governance

token n. Wade Mark

tradition n. ancestral device for getting political support

use v. what people are for

vacant a. Adesh Nanan's skull

wage n. a sum of money to be raised for sugar-cane workers and not for nurses

war n. course of action to be declared against journalists at party rallies

wedding n. ceremony between male and female where road outside Attorney-General's house gets paved

whore n. loyal paid supporter

yarn n. that which is spun in the Information Division

young a. type of female Maha Sabha men wish to retain the right to marry

younger a. type of female Muslim fundamentalists wish to retain the right to marry

zodiac n. that which must be consulted before deciding on election date

zoo n. government secondary schools; Parliament on Fridays 

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